How To Be A Love Pirate

Heyoo guys! Saramo here. Happy Wednesday! I got out of school early, so yay! For me anyways... :3 Well, let's see what'sa goinga ona todaya ina Jamaaa todaya, noa? Heh, here's what's happenin' in Jamaa today... 

Here's the new item for today, the Heart Eye Patch. This item is available for 250 gems, in Bahari Bargains. (Bahari Bargains is in Bahari Bay). 

I think I missed posting about this, but if I did post about it.... whoops ^_^  You probably looked at the title for the post, hm? Well, your probably wondering just how one can be a love pirate. Well, let's get started.

Welcome to Love Pirate School, I am Captain Fufu, and I will be your instructor. Here's a quick brochure on what you need to know about the school. * hands students pieces of scratch paper with scribbles on them *
Good! Now you know everything you need to about the school! Now, your here to learn how to be a love pirate, hm? Sitting on your lazy bums won't make you a love pirate, so get up, and we'll begin.
First off, you need the correct attire. No matter what creature you are, you can find some good pirate attire. Here's an example of what your clothing should resemble...

If your underwater, you should look something like this... 

Now that you know how to look, you need to know how to act as a Love Pirate! In order to do so, you need to know what separates normal boring pirates from love pirates. Normal pirates are careless, ruthless savages, with low hygiene levels, and speak awesomely. Love Pirates are much nicer, and are much more cunning when performing pirate activities, such as raiding another ship's laundry, or stealing another band of pirates's loot. <-- heheh. Loot. Who comes up with these words xD Anyways, Love pirates are much more clever, and adorable, using their insanely cute cuteness to their advantage. This meaning love pirates get away with more, since they don't smell as bad as normal pirates. So, you need to know how to talk, and how to not talk.

Here's an example of how a love pirate SHOULDN'T talk...

This way of speaking doesn't work. Why doesn't it? Because when normal pirates's bad grammar doesn't get them what they want, they resort to violence. Love pirates can get what they want, without having to use violence. Here's how you should speak as a love pirate...

See? Love pirates get away easily, hopping or jumping or flying away without a scratch. Remember to speak politely, and look cute. This is deceiving people with your cuteness. Remember to add pirate lingo into some of your sentences. It makes you seem like a more authentic pirate, as well as more adorable, and slightly annoying. Which what you want! That's about all you need to know! Just be your crazy, polite, cute, cunning, love pirate self! Works every time. Please only use your love pirate abilities on friends who won't hold grudges on you. Some people are ALLERGIC to pirates, so keep that in mind when your about to piratize a random jammer. Happy Love Pirating!

Sadly, the school was shut down, and Captain Fufu was fired. The school was shut down due to inappropriate teachings of stealing and deception, and Captain Fufu was fired for being accused of irrational fits of screaming about his wife eating all the zucchini bread at random times. This was the last lesson of being a Love Pirate before the school was shut down, so I hope you found it useful. Heheh.

Question of the day...


Do you ever get headaches from chewing gum?

I know, my questions are getting kinda stupid, but I really want to know, because I get headaches from chewin gum all the time... Probably because I chew gum all the time :3 I like starbursts too, but they don't give me headaches. Lol sorry I'm rambling. That's all for today jammers! Enjoy today's items and your new knowledge of love pirates.